Mad Movie Guy

So last year, when the strike happened, and we had to watch movies and shit to pass the time cause TV was so hard to come by, due to the writers wanting more dollars, which I fully support, anyways, my point, that train wreck of a show lost, which I will admit, I was on the verge of giving up on, I wass close as hell to quitting on, came out of nowhere and put up its best season of since the first, and when the shortened season was over, I was looking forward to this season again, and I hadn’t really been looking forward to a season of lost since the first one ended, even though it ended kinda slowly. The other few seasons, when it was over, I was kinda stoked to not have to blow through an hour of my life once a week, to watch that show. Season 4 was a difference story, I was totally looking forward to each weeks new episode, and then when the finale hit, I was stoked for this season to begin, and after many a long monthes. It finally premiered last night. And good news. Its fucking horrible again, straight up, back to train wreck mode, I swear to god, they have 4 chimps on LSD writing this show on a merry go round. I stopped paying attention half way through its mind boringly long 2 hour long season opener, and was straight up pissed the fuck off at the show again, I guess somethings never change, thankfully, thankfully, we only have the rest of this season, and then one more, and they are both short seasons, I think 16 episodes a piece, so by the time Im 30, I should be able to stop ranting about this pile of shit show, that keeps me coming back for more, like a fucking moron, its like getting the shit kicked out of you mentally, and then turning right back around and letting it do it to you again the next week, even though you fucking NO whats gonna happen. The best thing about this show, is that there was a preview for this weeks Grey’s Anatomy, which is a show that actually manages to entertain me, and not piss me off to the poiint where I am pounding my keyboard like its a war drum. Lost, fucking stupid show. Damn it. Now my DVR isnt letting me delete it!!!!

So ladies and gentlemen, I was logging on and trying to find something to write about, and I was poking through my saved drafts on here, things which Ive started and never finished, or used for notes, thats not important, what really pisses me off, is I found this blog I wrote back in April, and never actually posted, I dont know why, actually, all this time I thought it was online and people had read it, so I must have just clicked save and not publish. Who knows, its really, really REALLY fucking nerdy. Like seriously, sooooooooooooooo nerdy. I dont even have words to explain how NERDY this is. Enjoy. Nerdy. Im a nerd.

I got this digital photo frame from my mom for christmas all preloaded with old family pictures, and I pulled it in a while ago, but never really sat down and sat through the whole thing, becuase I am a rather busy man, I have a very rigourous training system for mario kart. Anyways, Im sitting here listening to music on the computer, and watching it, in the dark, with a glasss of scotch, and there are all these thoughts going through my mind.

Like how my step brother can have a genuinely shocked look on his face with wet pants, he was sure the ice would hold.. It did not.

So here is what Im thinking, for years, Ive heard this, “there are prunes” in Dr Pepper battle cry from people. I’ve never seen “prunes” on the label, only shit like phenylalanine. Which doesnt sound a lot like prunes to me. Now there is also a good chance in the days of yore, I may have even said there are prunes in the Peppered Dr, but today, as I walked up the stairs, I vowed to use the power of the interwebs for good, and find out once and for all the status of the old Prunes in Dr Pepper myth, and you know what, Myth BUSTED. There are no goddamned prunes in Dr Pepper, not that I would care anyways cause prunes really arent all that bad, I mean fuck its not like people were saying there were goddamned onions in the shit, just prunes, and hell it would be kinda refreshing to find some actual fruit in a bottle of soda. Lets just say, Im not getting my vitamin C from sunkist.