Mad Movie Guy

Is anybody watching Larry fucking King right now ? Its that whole cult thing down in texas, that I am already fucking sick of hearing about, about where the dudes were growing kids on trees down in a crazy house. I think thats the story at least, Im not sure, its been deeply distorted. Maybe Im the asshole, cause simply dont care about this whole thing, or maybe not, I dont know. Well basically, youve got Larry King interviewing a group of the “wives” down there, all in their pastel fucking matching dresses, and fucking batshit psycho bad 60’s horror movie hair cuts, and are talking in this crazed monotoned, clearly preplanned, and pre written lies where they lie about shit that was going on in that place, just ignorant brainwashed fools, its unfathomable to me that an entire group of people would get together and pull this kind of shenanigans. Lies lies lies, more fucking lies, and you can hear it in their voices, they are completly scared shitless, and I dont even feel bad, cause Im too caught up in the irony of the fact that this creepy old codger on the other side of the “live via satellite” is a dude who has been married like 15 fucking times, and probably has a few hundred kids of his own, I mean shit, you live to be his age, and your bound to have a ton of offspring. Im also too busy to get enraged over what a crazy fucking country we live in, where this shit happens, that I think to myself, ya know what, fuck it, Im glad its all over the news, so Im aware its out there, I mean, it fucking is right ? Clearly, so why not know about it, sure there is probably BOATLOADS of shit going on that, I dont even want to fathom, but when it comes down to it, chalk it up to, at least now I know.

So I finally got an idea for something to write, I was thinking about the upcoming 90 day inspection of my apartment, and I thought about people who have no idea who I am, or anything, coming into my living room, and seeing….the insanity, and wondering what the fuck they must think about what kind of person I am, based on the seemingly random collection of shit to some people, and a modern museum of pop culture, or maybe that Im just some kind of crazy person. Which, I might just be, come take a tour with me, of what Ive got going on in the old bat cave.

Honestly I dont know what the deal is about the infrequency of my writing, its pissing me off, as Im sure it is driving you all up the wall too. I mean how can you all function with out the ramblings of your leader. I dunno, its gotta be rough, I do not envy you. Lets see, I got tickets to Bonnaroo Music Festival in Tennesse for this summer, which I had no plans on attending untill I got a text message tuesday after work, 24 hours later, I had a 4 day pass and plane tickets booked. So I guess Im going to Tennesee. Im pretty stoked about that, and could use a real vacation. I finally saw the black and white version of “The Mist” and it blew my mind, so fucking intense, and as unreal as ever. Oh today at work, I saw a news story on CNN or one of the dozen other news sites I constantly read, cause I dont know what the fuck Ive turned into, and I dont know if I like it or not, anyways, this story had a title something along the lines of “Rent Val Kilmer’s Bed” I of course clicked on it, and it was about how he is renting out his ranch in New Mexico. You can imagine my dissapointment.

So there is this movie I heard about a while back, and totally forgot about, the new movie from Cusack, which has a very very strong “Gross Pointe Blank” feel to it. I just saw the preview for it, and I had no idea the Duff and the Tomei were gonna be in this one, Im fucking there, being the hardcore fan of Duff’s brilliant “The Perfect Man” that I am, I have been waiting for a new movie for me to obsess about. This one looks like it could be the one.

Thank the fucking light that today wasnt april fools day. Ill tell you why, first news story I read today ? Friday Night Lights is coming back for season 3. Clear eyes, full hearts, Cant Lose. I cant comprehend television with out this show. Its that good. If your not watching it, please next season give it a whirl, you wont be let down.

Then during the rest of the day, it was normal shit, work out, smoke, eat brocolli, watch TV, drink water. Im living the dream, I tells ya.