You know whats fun ?
I tried this today, for the sheer lack of any fucking thing to do in my life. I had to go to best buy, to get the Friday Night Lights DVD, so I got in my car at like 5 till 5, fucking rush hour right. That shit is fucked, and salem is god awful jacked up when it comes to traffic at rush hour, from my house to best buy during rush hour, isnt taking any less than 25 mins. No quick way about it. And I hate driving at that time of day, I’ve fucking avoided it for years, thats part of the appeal of working at 6 in the goddamn morning, you never deal with traffic, maybe every now and then you deal with a school bus on the way home, but nothing like the milk chocolatey cluster-fuck that is lancaster drive at fucking 5 on a fucking thursday, it makes me wanna gouge my fuckin eyes out with a two week old corn dog stick, and just fall to my knees and cry, OH and Salem also has some of the dumbest fuckall drivers I’ve ever seen. Nothing as bad as Atlanta, DC, or Ithaca, but some seriously dumb fucks on the road up here, and I yell at them, I fucking scream the whole time Im driving, they have no clue whats going on, they are just being a fucktard on the road they cant hear me calling them a filthy clown fucker, or the many ways I would go about killing their loved ones. They are totally oblivious, and by then end of any drive, My fucking voice is horse from screaming at those dumb mother fuckers.

