You buy DVDs every week. Whats so shocking about it you ask ? Well, I have actually seen all of these movies. Nothing purchased sight unseen randomly on a whim cause I feel like it. Getting right into it, cause I wanna go lay down and read, well cause Im re-reading glory road for the 1,657,286th time. I love it, cant help it, could be the worlds formost expert on it. Anyways, moving on.
I told you I would be back, with an update on my media filled weekend, and well, I dont like to dissapoint, I watched more shit, hows that for a shocker, the movie guy watched more fuckin movies. How exciting. I did however yesterday forget to talk about how lazy I am, I went to go by some smokes, and I also wanted jalepeno’s for a chicken dish I was cooking for dinner, but I didnt feel like going to two places, so at the circle K, I just got a hotdog box, and filled it up with the fuckers, and paid for a hotdog, which I didnt even have in the container, there was no room, all j-peppers, anyways, it works and is a bit cheaper than buying them in the store it turns out. So there ya go. Moving on shall we.
Yet another one of my brilliant titles, Honestly that one really hits me hard for its brilliance. I seriously sit here unable to type because my brilliance is so fucking overwhelming to me. Its a curse, but I bear it well, and wouldnt have it any other way really. Moving on from my rampant self praise, I would like to share with you all, the hero’s, an update as to what movies I have seen this weekend so far, and what I think of them. The following are them, in the order I have seen them in. But first a treat for you all.
So here’s the deal, I got three calls today on my cell from numbers I dont know, one was in so cal, and two were here in oregon, all three times, I was away from my desk, so I missed the call. I didnt call the numbers back, cause I’m Woody Allen neurotic about that. Who is it ? What did they want ? Was it a wrong number ? Are they trying to find me to kill me ? What if they are in the middle of something that cant be disturbed ? Im not even kidding, I clam up and freak out, and of course who ever called didnt leave a fucking message to awnser all these questions and put me at ease. I mean when the fuck did common courtesy fly out the window. Anyways, bottom line it had me wondering, and I was concerned.
I didnt get around to typing this up yesterday, mainly cause I didnt want to sit down and type it. I really didnt feel like sitting at the computer desk for too long, so I didnt. Also, I have a fucking spider bite right along where my belt goes, so basically it hurts to move in anyway. Which is good, cause the lazy fuck in me really enjoys not moving. So on that note Im ok with it, I am however very bitter that I was not bitten by a radioactive spider that provided me with superhuman powers. Thankfully the week is almost over, so I can spend some time recovering at home, and just sitting on the couch, and taking it easy. Its not like I really do alot of shit at work, but at home I dont have to wear pants, which is always a bonus, especially when it hurts like a bitch to wear them. On to the DVD shelf, which like I said is small, cause yesterday the spider bite hurt really bad, and I wasnt into the thought of one more sitdown, drive, get up walk around a store to find more DVDs that when it comes down to it, I really didnt need.
