My blog is 50 today.
Happy blog blog to you, Happy blog blog to you, Happy blog blog, dear bloggy blog, Happy blog blog to you.
Im nuts. And I think that’s why people enjoy my company. I help make them feel sane, no matter how batshit they are, then there is Me.
I got another request for a new blog, this time from Dawn, not because she wanted to read my brilliant writing, but because she got some new “net portal” that “ports” in my “myspace” and It shows my picture and directly underneath it for over a week it says “I just had a giant bowel movement” Now I honestly see all kinds of humor that goes along with that. So now I have to come up with a new blog title that will show right under my picture every time she opens her “net portal” so I figured that this one could be fun for a while. This also leads to added stress anytime I write a new blog, cause I gotta be careful what the title is.
For my aunt Janet *
She loves the surveys
1. How tall are you barefoot?
Micrometers below 6 foot, so I pretend.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
I say no to drugs.
3. Do you own a gun?
Two of em, and they are covered in tattoos…
(could that be my lamest joke ever?)
4. Who’s your best friend?
I have a lot of good friends, at this point few know me better than Ross, then there is always Elin.
5. Do you get nervous before “meeting the parents”?
Oh shit.
Why did you click on that title? Weirdo
But you were curious, you wanted to know, you had to look, its human nature to wonder. That and I can’t help the fact that I have some pretty great fans out there. In fact the topic of tonight’s blog has been selected by a fan, Austin, who apparently needed a fix of Jesse Blog. He was going through withdrawals. Now I know I have fans, but I never intended to become a digital dealer, a blog pusher, leaving you all waiting for your next fix like a bunch of loony junkies.
First off.. Where are the comments on my house blog people? I know you have memories and I want to hear them.
That being said. This week I added a large chunk to my DVD rack. Lets get into it shall we.
Thank you for smoking.
