Ive never seen blue lava, or purple lava for that matter.. Technically I’ve never seen lava at all, but I know it’s not blue.
I tried to make a lava lamp when I was 13 years old, with paints and mineral oil, that failed miserably.
I’ve never bought one, never been given one, never stolen one, yet have one sitting on my desk. Very odd.
According to the film “Hustle and Flow” lava lamps make pimps rap better. That my friends is good to know.
What’s up people ? Lets get into it… yeah ?
The fuck is the deal with top ramen? Ever see a food that can have you go from “Holy shit, this is great, I want to eat it for every meal” to “Keep that shit away from me, seriously, if i see it ill fucking puke” faster than, shit I can’t think of anything funny enough to say faster than…. lets go old school redneck and go with “faster than wet farts in a skillet” yeah that will work, that fast man…I went to far, and lost the heart of the ramen argument, and for that I’m deeply sorry..
I used this in a conversation, and someone made me wonder where it comes from…
This is documented somewhere honestly.
See… Lewis and Clark right…. they were coming west…looking for the northwest passage….they came across some Indians…and they wanted to share firewater…they each had several swigs… since Lewis had never drank something so strong, it affected him harder than the Indians… so he looked to Clark and said “Look!!! mother fucka, I’m drunker than ten indians”
true story
Academy award, after tonight I will call them “the awards given by the people with their heads up their asses”
In my house growing up, this was the super bowl, this was the big night for our crew. So tonight like every other year I trek out to my moms, to watch the gala event, which will inevitably lead to arguments, and BBQ ribs.
Opening dialogue: My mom asks who’s next after Steve martin, I guess whoopie, and she asks who’s next, I’m right. She again asks who’s next, I say letterman, and he was there that was cool, Mel Gibson on The set of “apocolypto” I’m glad that he’s still a raving lunatic. But he’s funny.
