Mad Movie Guy

So last year, when the strike happened, and we had to watch movies and shit to pass the time cause TV was so hard to come by, due to the writers wanting more dollars, which I fully support, anyways, my point, that train wreck of a show lost, which I will admit, I was on the verge of giving up on, I wass close as hell to quitting on, came out of nowhere and put up its best season of since the first, and when the shortened season was over, I was looking forward to this season again, and I hadn’t really been looking forward to a season of lost since the first one ended, even though it ended kinda slowly. The other few seasons, when it was over, I was kinda stoked to not have to blow through an hour of my life once a week, to watch that show. Season 4 was a difference story, I was totally looking forward to each weeks new episode, and then when the finale hit, I was stoked for this season to begin, and after many a long monthes. It finally premiered last night. And good news. Its fucking horrible again, straight up, back to train wreck mode, I swear to god, they have 4 chimps on LSD writing this show on a merry go round. I stopped paying attention half way through its mind boringly long 2 hour long season opener, and was straight up pissed the fuck off at the show again, I guess somethings never change, thankfully, thankfully, we only have the rest of this season, and then one more, and they are both short seasons, I think 16 episodes a piece, so by the time Im 30, I should be able to stop ranting about this pile of shit show, that keeps me coming back for more, like a fucking moron, its like getting the shit kicked out of you mentally, and then turning right back around and letting it do it to you again the next week, even though you fucking NO whats gonna happen. The best thing about this show, is that there was a preview for this weeks Grey’s Anatomy, which is a show that actually manages to entertain me, and not piss me off to the poiint where I am pounding my keyboard like its a war drum. Lost, fucking stupid show. Damn it. Now my DVR isnt letting me delete it!!!!

So here is what Im thinking, for years, Ive heard this, “there are prunes” in Dr Pepper battle cry from people. I’ve never seen “prunes” on the label, only shit like phenylalanine. Which doesnt sound a lot like prunes to me. Now there is also a good chance in the days of yore, I may have even said there are prunes in the Peppered Dr, but today, as I walked up the stairs, I vowed to use the power of the interwebs for good, and find out once and for all the status of the old Prunes in Dr Pepper myth, and you know what, Myth BUSTED. There are no goddamned prunes in Dr Pepper, not that I would care anyways cause prunes really arent all that bad, I mean fuck its not like people were saying there were goddamned onions in the shit, just prunes, and hell it would be kinda refreshing to find some actual fruit in a bottle of soda. Lets just say, Im not getting my vitamin C from sunkist.

You know whats a fucking equally pleasant and horrifying moment ? When you come home after being gone for an hour or so, and realize you left a candle burning the whole time ? Its great cause your place smells all apple cinnamonny (Spell checker says that’s not a word, so Im not gonna try and spell it), but at the same time, you recoil in horror about the fact that you have left a candle unattended for an hour, even though you have sat there and watched TV while it has burnt for several hours, and its not even close to the end, but thats not the damned point right ? I Mean shit, what if, shit, I dunno, what if the earth quaked ? Who knows, but ive seen enough movies to damned well know it ends in an explosion, and someone would be running away from it, and dive at the last second. Im over it, and it smells good up in here.

Now I dont wanna go off on a rant here, but I just dont get what the fuck is wrong with people today. I am of course reffering too the staggaring amount of “fuckin idiots” that appear to be infesting this once great nation. Just over an hour ago, I was taken aback by the sheer lack of brain power by a clerk at a convience store over off portland road. Now normally, Im cool to these people, and they are cool back, even though due to fact that when it comes down to it, I feel that I am vastly superior to them, in every way possible, and I have yet to be proven otherwise, more often than not, its conversations like this, that keep the fire stoked, which is why I am nice to them, cause when it comes down to it, they are dumber than dirt, and thats not their fault, its possible that it was bad breeding or they were too poor to afford a decent free education, or odds are, they got too whacked on drugs, and this is about all they can handle. I went into the store, with the desire to extract 50 dollars from my bank account, to buy a weight set, because lately, I have been a fucking maniac about my body, what I put into it, and how I treat it, even when I treat it badly by drinking too much scotch and partying untill 3 am like saturday night, I was still up at 730 am, cooking my typical overly healthy breakfast, and then going for a couple mile run, which by the way is a great way to cure a hangover. Plus it makes it much more enjoyable for me to work out on days when I have not tainted the temple that is my body with the devil scotch. Anyways, I found a good deal on the craigslist, and I went over after work to make it mine, simple enough task to get the 50 dollars right ?

So my TV has been fucked up, and probably the reason why I havent been sleeping for shit, because the thought of having to buy a new one is driving me up the wall, what kind do I get, what size should I get, so many crazy different thoughts, and I am unable to sleep, cause all I think about is how Ive gotta get a new TV so I can watch Lost. Are you fucking kidding me ? Lost ? Goddamn it. Anyways. Yesterday, I went down to video only to take a look at some new TVs and fucking fell in love with one. Seriously, its hotter than jessica beil on a Rueben Sandwhich. Thats the problem with going TV shopping when you NEED a new TV, and you have to buy one, you find that you fall in love with an 1800 dollar TV. Which is fine, I can make that work, BUT my brain doesnt work that way, because right now I know that there is two things going to happen any day now…just not EXACTLY when.