Mad Movie Guy

So I guess the annoucement wasn’t as cool as I thought it would be Im so sorry for those of you who I let down, its not my intention when I start writing, but hey, sometimes it happens no matter how high a pedestal you all put me on. I am but a mere mortal, and sometimes Im sure you all lose sight of that, as do I. As for the friday night blog, I know it was shitty, the first one was considerably better, I literally had a clock on me while I wrote it, and I lost the first version I wrote cause the god-forsaken pay by the minute internet terminal, had some kind of fucked up version of windows on it, and frankly, it did some fucking crazy shit. Which I suppose should be expected coming from anything that Bill Gates puts his seal of approval on. I mean fuck, you have seen his haircuts, and you buy software that he thinks is ok ? Crazy people, I tell ya, join the mac revolution. Its the only way to go.

Ok, Im full of myself as per the usual, but tonight, I feel a little extra pompus. I dont know why, but Im gonna expliot it. In what certainly hopes to become a featured segment here at the blog. Im sitting down in front of my TV, Ive got a pizza, Ive already cracked a cold one and am catching a goood buzz, and have a stack more waiting in the fridge, Ive got some AmeriCONE dream, Ive got me some camel lights. Im ready to rock the blog world.

In a last ditch effort I came up with an idea for a new blog. Are you all ready to take an adventure into a typical day at work with me?

5:00 My alarm goes off, I spend literally the next ten mins sitting on the edge of my bed, talking myself into actually going to work. This happens every day.

5:10 The next portion of my morning consists of nothing exciting, brushing teeth, crying in the shower, brushing hair (sometimes it depends on if im in a “shake it” kind of mood) getting dressed and heading out the door.

Hey fans, I haven’t been writing much. Ill explain that eventually. I know your all waiting for my return to the throne atop the blog kingdom. So I thought I would put up an article about me and two friends going to pick up my little brother in LA two years ago.

It originally appeared in Oregon Voice Volume XV issue V.

Its told from the perspective of a friend of mine, and I just a passing, yet colorful person, and thought you all might get a kick out of reading someone else talk about me, instead of me talk about me.

Academy award, after tonight I will call them “the awards given by the people with their heads up their asses”

In my house growing up, this was the super bowl, this was the big night for our crew. So tonight like every other year I trek out to my moms, to watch the gala event, which will inevitably lead to arguments, and BBQ ribs.

Opening dialogue: My mom asks who’s next after Steve martin, I guess whoopie, and she asks who’s next, I’m right. She again asks who’s next, I say letterman, and he was there that was cool, Mel Gibson on The set of “apocolypto” I’m glad that he’s still a raving lunatic. But he’s funny.