Mad Movie Guy

Good morning fans, Ive been up since 515am how about you all ? Anywhoo, I was up caught up on the unit, and as it started to get light, I looked out the window and much to my excitement, I saw an Oregon Fall in full bloom, those great mornings, where the town is shrouded in fog, and you just have to go for a drive. So I hopped in the car, to get some breakfast, intents set on watching the Breakfast Club, its a fall tradition for me, and I can only do it on a day like today. So I had to get snacks, first I stopped in a Circle K for some smokes. Much to my shock and horror I saw a crew of Ducks Fans, the clerk, made a comment to me, about how I was the only person not wearing ducks gear, there was ducks fans behind me in line, getting coffee, you know, mingling about a little store like that. So I pipe up with, “Im gonna be waiting in the parking lot to run em over one by one” the clerk thought it was pretty funny.

Ok the fans have been clammoring for another edition, last week I wasnt really into it. I was sick people, I do what I can, but sometimes, I just cant sit around on a monday night and get wasted for your amusment, I mean I know that I should, and that Its part of who I am. Anyways. I didnt know what to pick to watch tonight, so I gave a list of 5 movies to my little brother since I really want someone else to pick what I have to write about, and since you all for the most part are one silently loud mob. I can hear you when your speaking, I cant hear when your awake, I can hear when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. Whoa, where did the little christmas jingle come from, Im so beyond not ready for another month long gambit of comsumerism and earth shattering depression. I guess its coming sooner or later. Where the fuck was I ? Oh yeah my crazy little brother got to pic the movie, and tonight, Im coming to you live from my couch with Steve Martins swan song “The Jerk” now I know what your all thinking, with a name like that the movie has gotta be about you right jesse ? well its not, and I would like to think of myself as more of a bitter prick, or an asshole, or a fucking mastermind than a jerk, but if the shoe fits I will wear it.

Ok, Im full of myself as per the usual, but tonight, I feel a little extra pompus. I dont know why, but Im gonna expliot it. In what certainly hopes to become a featured segment here at the blog. Im sitting down in front of my TV, Ive got a pizza, Ive already cracked a cold one and am catching a goood buzz, and have a stack more waiting in the fridge, Ive got some AmeriCONE dream, Ive got me some camel lights. Im ready to rock the blog world.